> A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight
around,
> looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to place in
his
> sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying,
"Jesus
> is
> watching you."
>
> He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and
froze.
> When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised
> himself
>
> a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and
began
> searching for more valuables.
>
> Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires,
Clear
> as
> a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his
> light
> around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
>
> Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest
on
> a
> parrot.
>
> Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
>
> "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn
> you."
>
> The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
>
> "Moses," replied the bird.
>
> "Moses?" the burglar laughed . "What kind of people would name a
bird
> Moses?"
>
> "The same kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
>
> .
>
