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Offline atitagain

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She will not use your golf clubs
« on: April 14, 2008, 12:34:11 PM »
A woman is laying on her death bed.
Her husband of 35 years is at her side.
She looks up at him and asks, " When I am gone, will you remarry? "
The husband replies, " Well, I'm not sure I could be alone, so I probably will. "
The wife says, " Well, that's OK.  But will she live in my house? "
" Well, I'm not a rich man, and can't afford to buy a new house, so I guess she will. " the husband says.
Then the wife asks, " Will she drive my car? "
" Well," the husband responds, " The car is almost new. I would lose a fortune if I traded it in."
" I understand. " says the wife.
Then after a pause, the looks up at her loving husband and asks," Will she use my golf clubs?"
To this the husband proclaims, " Certainly not sweetheart. Those are yours."
" Besides, she's left handed."
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Re: She will not use your golf clubs
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2008, 12:42:40 PM »
Now thats funny
I dont care what gun Im using as long as Im hunting

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Re: She will not use your golf clubs
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2008, 06:48:04 AM »
I think she would have croaked right there on the spot from shock...lol!  :P
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