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Sweet Nothings
« on: May 07, 2008, 02:01:38 PM »
Two elderly ladies are sitting together in church.

About half way through the sermon, one leaned and whispered, "Woof ! My butt went to sleep."

The other whispered back, "I know, I heard it snore a couple times."
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Re: Sweet Nothings
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2008, 04:29:09 AM »
An elderly woman is complaining to her doctor that, though she has a lot of gas, when she passes it, it makes no sound, and there is no longer any smell.  She asks if this means that there is something wrong with her digestion.  The doctor nods sagely and writes her a prescription. 

A week later, the woman returns, with the complaint that the medicine made her gas stink, but otherwise there was no change.

The doctor tells her, "Now that we have your sinuses  cleared up, let's see about getting you a hearing aid."