A man is transfered into a new office job.
After a few days, three of his co-workers approach him at lunch one day, and say that the guy he replaced used to be the fourth in their Saturday morning golf group, and wondered if he played golf, and would like to join them to play.
He replied that he would like very much to join them.
So the plans were made, directions to the course were given, and they agreed to meet at 7:00am.
The man agrees, but says that he might be a few minutes late.
They tell him, not a problem. We'll wait for you.
Saturday morning rolls around, 7:00am sharp, he is there ready to play. He takes out a set of right handed clubs, and beats all of them.
They comment on how well he played, and ask if he would like to join them again the next Saturday.
He responds, sure. But I might be a few minutes late.
The tell him, not a problem. We will wait. We want to try and win our money back.
The following Saturday morning, 7:00am sharp. He is there, and takes out a set of left handed clubs, and proceeds to beat them even worse.
One of the guys comments on how consistent he played from week to week.
The second guy says, but didn't you play RIGHT handed last week? And beat us.
Yes, he replies.
And this week you played LEFT handed? And beat us.
Well, yes, he says.
So, how do you know if you are going to play right or left handed?
Well, it's kind of simple. On the mornings I am going to play golf, I get dressed, and then I stand at the foot of my bed. If my wife is laying on her right side, I play right handed, and if she is on her left side, I play left handed.
Well, they other guy replies, I guess if it works for, it works.
The third guy thinks for a few seconds, and says, well that's a great way to figure that out, but, what do you do if she is laying on her back?
Well, he replies, then I will be a few minutes late.
