Russian invasion of Georgia invokes Alabama response

[Land_Owner]

This news just in:  8/26/08 @ 2:40 AM...

All of the Wal-Marts across Alabama sold out of ammunition as of yesterday. 
 
A reliable source said that one of the purchasers commented that while Russia may have invaded Georgia, they sure as hell ain't doin' it to Alabama.   

[Dee]

Same thing here in Texas. Save your Confederate money boys. The South's gonna rise again. The "Daughters of the Confederacy" are shinin up the Statue on the Court house lawn, and we're gonna show them Russians how to shoot.
Uh, Uh, Er, huh? Wait a minute. I think I may have gotten carried away there for a minute. That was the yankees who jerked us around. Wasn't it?

Oh well! Long live the Stars and Bars, and buy ammo. I think. 

[Land_Owner]

Dee, I am certain there are still plenty of Yankees.  I see them driving slowly here in Florida all of the time.  In fact, when I retire, I'm going to go to visit New Yawk and Pottsylvania to drive slowly there myself - in payback.

[james]

Scariest thing we ever saw in Arkinsaw when I was growing up was.... a Yankee with a U-haul.

[Dee]

Scariest thing we ever saw in Arkinsaw when I was growing up was.... a Yankee with a U-haul.

Is there a reason you guys spell Arkansas with KIN rather than KAN? Does this have any connotations toward marriage.

Sorry, it's been a good day, and I just couldn't pass it up. Texans "is" like that.