Children's Science Exam

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Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper,mustard and vinegar.

Q:Explain the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A:Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit,  sand  ,
dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed ?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour ?
A:  Keep it in the cow.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans ?
A:  The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon.  All water tends to flow towards the Moon
because there is no water on the moon, and  nature hates a vacuum.  I forget where the Sun joins in this fight.

Q:  What  are steroids ?
A:  Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q :What happens to your body as you age ?.
A;  When you get old, so do your bowels and you get   intercontinental

Q:  What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty ?.
A:  He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his  adultery

Q;  How are the main parts of the body categorized ?  (  e. g.,  abdomen )
A:  The body is consisted into three parts --  the brainium,  the  borax  and the abdominal  cavity.
The brainium contains the brain ;  the borax contains the heart and lungs  and the
abdominal cavity contains the five bowels  A,  E,  I,  O,  and U

Q: What does  "varicose"  mean ?.
A:  Nearby

Q:  Give the meaning of  " Caesarian  Section "
A:  The Caesarian  Section is a district in Rome

Q:  What does the word  "benign "  mean ?
A:  Benign is what you will be after you be eight.