now california wants big $$$$

[myronman3]

what did i tell you?  wont be long before another organization steps up and wants a bailout.  it will never end if they pass the bailout.....

[ms]

what did i tell you?  wont be long before another organization steps up and wants a bailout.  it will never end if they pass the bailout.....

Keep on voting Rep or Dem.

[victorcharlie]

So, I want a piece of the action.....How do I set up a company to get bailed out?

[Dee]

I have a better plan than a bail out. I am going to find a couple of friends with good credit, we're gonna buy a small island off the Florida Keys, and declare ourselves a free and independent nation.
THEN! We're gonna declare war on the U.S., and as soon as the Coast Guard shows up, we're gonna surrender. THEN! When the U.S. sees how sorry our living conditions are after our defeat by them, we're gonna draw foreign aid the rest of our lives, and live like kings.
Anybody here have good credit, and want in? It's a sure thing.

[Heather]

I have a better plan than a bail out. I am going to find a couple of friends with good credit, we're gonna buy a small island off the Florida Keys, and declare ourselves a free and independent nation.
THEN! We're gonna declare war on the U.S., and as soon as the Coast Guard shows up, we're gonna surrender. THEN! When the U.S. sees how sorry our living conditions are after our defeat by them, we're gonna draw foreign aid the rest of our lives, and live like kings.
Anybody here have good credit, and want in? It's a sure thing.

Well Dee you better thank the Big Bailout for "unfreezing the credit crisis", without which you won't be able to finance that island.

I don't have good credit, but I can cook!!

Heather

[Dee]

I have plenty of credit where I live. My bank didn't get involved in all that crap. The bail out is more like a "give out". It will change nothing on wall street or main street.

[powderman]

HEH. Great idea Dee, but if osama is elected the 1st thing that would happen would be that you were disarmed, for your own good of course. POWDERMAN. 

[Dee]

Hey powderman, I ain't worried about Obama. He'll be handin out the checks right and left. Any farmer can tell you that a Democrat is a farmers best friend. Subsidy City. I haven't met 10 farmers in 50 years that didn't know that, and they all vote Democrat. They know where the money is.
We're goin agriculture on my island.

[powderman]

Hey powderman, I ain't worried about Obama. He'll be handin out the checks right and left. Any farmer can tell you that a Democrat is a farmers best friend. Subsidy City. I haven't met 10 farmers in 50 years that didn't know that, and they all vote Democrat. They know where the money is.
We're goin agriculture on my island.

HEH. I hear that liberals make good fertilizer, when planted properly. POWDERMAN. 

[billy_56081]

Hey powderman, I ain't worried about Obama. He'll be handin out the checks right and left. Any farmer can tell you that a Democrat is a farmers best friend. Subsidy City. I haven't met 10 farmers in 50 years that didn't know that, and they all vote Democrat. They know where the money is.
We're goin agriculture on my island.

Really now? I myself happen to live right in the middle of the bread basket and am involved in the agricultural industry. Now yes the farmers do recieve alot of subsidies, but at least here in the midwest, 90% or higher of the farmers vote R. In fact in Minnesota all but the metro couties voted RED in the past few elections, and just a tiny little dot around the Twin Cities has controlled the presidential voting here forever.

[kevthebassman]

Really now? I myself happen to live right in the middle of the bread basket and am involved in the agricultural industry. Now yes the farmers do recieve alot of subsidies, but at least here in the midwest, 90% or higher of the farmers vote R. In fact in Minnesota all but the metro couties voted RED in the past few elections, and just a tiny little dot around the Twin Cities has controlled the presidential voting here forever.

That's the truth there, all but a few of the farmers I know vote the Good Book instead of their check book.  Of course they ignore the part of the Republican party that gets caught in airport restrooms or fondling their interns.