A Jewish farmer, while walking through his hay field, notices a man kneeling down and drinking from the farm pond. The farmer shouts to the man, “Trink nicht die wasser. Die keyen haben gesheissen dorten” [translation: Don’t drink the water, the cows crap in it!]
The kneeling man shouts back angrily, “I am a Muslim, I don’t understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can’t speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, use English!!!”
The Jewish farmer replies, “Use two hands, you’ll get more”.
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