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Offline Old Syko

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Marijuana in the wood pile
« on: October 28, 2008, 06:19:27 AM »
'MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD'
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> 'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'
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> 'Yes. What can I do for you?'
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> 'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith...He's hidin'
> marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside
>them logs, but he's hidin' it there..'
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> 'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'
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> The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They
> search the shed where the firewood is kept.
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> Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
>They sneer at Virgil and leave.
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> Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
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>'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?'
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> 'Yeah!'
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> 'Did they chop your firewood?'
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> 'Yep!'
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> 'Happy Birthday, buddy!'
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> (Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).

Offline D Crockett

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Re: Marijuana in the wood pile
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2008, 05:34:39 AM »
the next time I get wood from the tree man for my smokers I am going to give you a pm so you can call my sheriff department so I won't have to spend a week splitting wood oh by the way me and my wife got a good laugh out of that one D Crockett