Here's another story that my wife and I bring up from time to time, and it's still funny.
Back again many years ago, me my wife now and her daughter went camping on a Island in Lake Erie, it's called South Bass Island also known as Put-in-Bay in Ohio. We came across the lake in my 21' boat loaded with all our gear plus 3 bycycles to the campground that is also a state park.
After many trips from the boat to our campsite, about 1/4 mile away uphill I finally had our camp set up, all we needed now was some firewood. The 3 of us walked thru the campground looking for any kind of firewood , small sticks, anything ! Well there was nothing to be had, all of a sudden I see a big dead limb on a large tree about 20' up..... and I get this brilliant idea how to get it down.
So I run back down to the boat and get a coil of rope, tie something on the end and throw it over the dead limb and get it in my hand so I can tie a slip knot. All the while there were other campers watching me do this , so I get 'er all snugged up and start pullin on it. This limb is about 5 to 6 inches in diameter near the trunk of the tree and about 15 to 20 feet long, so I'm getting it to make some cracking noises but it ain't breaking off. Brilliant idea #2, so I look up at this limb and think if I can use my full weight I can snap that limb off and I got enough firewood for the night.
So I tie a foot loop in the rope about a foot off the ground and put my right foot in the loop and jump as high as I can and hold on to that rope then... SNAP !! Did you ever get one of those slow motion ( dumb ass ) feelings that you just did one of the stupidest things and you just watch it happen in slow motion ? Well I knew it was going to hit me so I guess I had enough time to turn my face away and, SMACK that giant limb hits me right in the middle of my back and also the back of my neck and head. It knocked me flatter than a pancake andFor a moment I was on cloud 9, Then the feeling of embarrasment and stupidity hit me and I got up, Two guys sitting on a picnic table about 30 yards away were rolling in laughter, my girlfriend was stunned thinking I was seriously hurt
I just grabbed that big ole limb and drug it back to our campsite as quickly as I could feeling the whole way like a complete idiot. I was bleeding from several places on the back and neck where it hit me but just could'nt admit that it hurt that bad. Anyway the rest of the weekend went OK and I lived another day to laugh at myself. Jedman