As I was looking through ebay one afternoon, I came across an item that was listed as a "Cannon Christmas Ornament". Now I am not stupid enough to think that this was an actual ornament. It was just some crappy old die cast toy cannon that someone had put a red ribbon on.
As I looked at that poor pathetic ornament, I started to feel sorry for it. So I paid the $2 and $4 shipping. It now hangs in a place of honor on a old lighted fake tree we hangup on our dinning room wall.
So everyone fetch your favorite beverage and sing along with me:
Oh cannon tree, oh cannon tree.
How lovely your artillery
Happy Holidays!!!!