[This came from a friend of mine who is much older than me.......lol!]
THIS IS MY ALLTIME FAVORITE THAT I HEARD MY AUNT TELL ABOUT 60 YEARS AGO. COMPANIES USED TO RUN CONTESTS WHERE YOU HAD TO TELL IN 25 WORDS OR LESS WHY YOU LIKED THEIR PRODUCT,THE WINNER GETTING A PRIZE. LITTLE GIRL ENTERED A CARNATION MILK CONTEST AND SHE SAID" THE FINEST MILK IN ALL THE LAND, IT COMES IN THE LITTLE RED AND WHITE CAN AND COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE YO SAY, SHE LAID IT UP AND FORGOT ABOUT IT. A FEW WEEKS LATER THE MAILMAN CAME AND SHE RECEIVED A BIG PACKAGE FOR WINNING THE CONTEST. SHE SAID I NEVER SENT IT IN,ALL I WROTE WAS THE FINEST MILK IN ALL THE LAND, IT COMES IN THE LITTLE RED AND WHITE CAN. LITTLE BROTHER SPOKE UP AND SAID I FINISHED IT AND MAILED IT IN. SHE SAID WHAT DID YOU SAY? HE SAID" THE FINEST MILK IN ALL THE LAND, IT COMES IN THE LITTLE RED AND WHITE CAN, NO TITS TO PULL,NO TAILS TO SWITCH, JUST PUNCH A HOLE IN THE SON-OF-A-BITCH.'
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