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Offline LONGTOM

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Letter from the Boss
« on: March 16, 2009, 09:06:32 AM »
Letter from the Boss,

As the CEO of this business that employs 140
people, I have accepted the fact that Barack Obama is our
new President, and that our taxes and government fees will
now increase in a BIG way.

To compensate for this additional overhead, I
figure that the clients will have to see an increase in our
fees of about 8% but since we cannot raise those prices
right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we will
have to lay off several of our employees instead. This
unfortunate economic reality has really been eating at me
for a while, as we believe we are family here and I didn't
know how to choose who will have to go.

After giving it considerable thought, this is
what I did: I strolled thru our
parking lot and found 11 Obama bumper stickers
on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be
the first to be laid off. I can't think of a more fair way
to approach this problem. They wanted change; I gave it to
them.

If you have a better idea, let me know.

Sincerely,

The Boss



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Re: Letter from the Boss
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2009, 09:08:40 AM »
what a good letter.
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Re: Letter from the Boss
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2009, 10:19:55 AM »
Great way
But I'd bet as of tomorrow he gets a few lawsuits  >:(

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Re: Letter from the Boss
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2009, 10:43:19 AM »
Great way
But I'd bet as of tomorrow he gets a few lawsuits  >:(

Assuming it's true and not a joke, those are lawsuits that he'd lose pretty badly.  Discrimination based on political affiliation is (VERY) illegal.  Regardless of whether or not you like Obama or not, it's not a good practice.  The sword cuts both ways, and I'm sure we would agree that if the shoe were on the other foot, and you got laid off for supporting a Republican instead, that you'd be equally ticked.

That said, the sounds like just another internet rumor/joke that I'd take with a grain of salt.

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Re: Letter from the Boss
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2009, 10:51:35 AM »
its been sent around as a joke for several weeks now .
If ya can see it ya can hit it !

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Re: Letter from the Boss
« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2009, 11:30:20 AM »
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They wanted change

Hey whats the problem!  Just how many ACLU lawyers we got on this site anyway?  ;D


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Re: Letter from the Boss
« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2009, 12:34:54 PM »
If he actually did it, do you think the guys laid off would put it together.  Maybe yes, Maybe no.
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Re: Letter from the Boss
« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2009, 12:36:20 PM »
well weren't the O voters looking for a free ride ?
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Re: Letter from the Boss
« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2009, 01:12:54 PM »
If he actually did it, do you think the guys laid off would put it together.  Maybe yes, Maybe no.
I say no they will not put it together. Look at who they voted for. Stupid is as stupid does. Dale
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Re: Letter from the Boss
« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2009, 03:45:15 PM »
Been away for awhile today.

Sure it's a joke!



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Re: Letter from the Boss
« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2009, 04:15:10 AM »
i  think  this is  how it should be  done

just  don't admit  your determining factors

i  try  to avoid doing business  with liberals and/or  democrats
when drugs are outlawed only out laws will have drugs
DO WHAT EVER IT TAKES TO STOP A DEMOCRAT
OBAMACARE....the biggest tax hike in the  history of mankind
free choice and equality  can't co-exist
AFTER THE LIBYAN COVER-UP... remind any  democrat voters ''they sat and  watched them die''...they  told help to ''stand down''

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