As for the lawyers, take them with you and help them "DOWN" the trail. That should take care of it.
Couple of years ago my Wife, Son (Webelo, BTW
) and I were having breakfast at our Hotel at the Grand Canyon. A couple of 40-ish women with New York accents sat down in the booth next to us, with their pine broomstick 'hiking staffs' just bought at the tourist store.
The waiter, a 20-ish French guy obviously in top physical shape, came over to serve the ladies. One of them asked him, "Are you familiar with thie Bright Angel trail?" He replied, "Yes, I've hiked it over 20 times now."
The lady went on to say, "We're going to the bottom and back up today. Is there anything special you recommend we take with us?" (My Wife raised her eyebrows and smiled at me).
The Frenchman replied, "Hmmm.... Let me see. Do you have a helicopter?"