A blind man walks into a bar & tells the bartender he has deal to make with him. He tell the bartender that he could indentify any kind of wood simply by the smell & each one he get's right, he gets a free beer. The bartender agrees & reaches under the bar & pulls out a baseball. He sticks it under the blind guy's nose & says "what's this?" The guy sniffs it couple of times & says "that's Kentucky Fir." The bartender said "damn" & gives him a beer. He then ran out to his car & pulled a piece of driftwood from his trunk. He sticks under the guy's nose, "WHATS THIS" he says to the blind guy. He sniffs it & said "why that's Pacific Redwood from Northern California." The bartender gives him another beer & whispers something to the barmaid. She nods & climbs on the bar. She pulls up her skirt, pulls down her panties & sticks her butt in his face. The bartender laughs saying "quess this one." The guy sniffs a few times & sits there with quizzical look on his face. Bartender said "what's wrong...you stumped?" The blind guy says "no, no I just can't figure out where you found the sh**house door off a Russian tuna boat".
