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Offline victorcharlie

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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #120 on: April 25, 2009, 12:28:41 AM »
I got this in an email today.

The US Navy has stated that the Navy seals could have acted faster and rescued the captain of the Maersk Alabama last week, but had to wait until the White House could confirm that none of the pirates were related to Obama.
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #121 on: April 25, 2009, 03:40:09 AM »
Was that email from the pentagon?  ;D
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #122 on: April 28, 2009, 12:26:50 AM »
I'm not sure if this is a joke or what the liberal scum really thinks.



Obama is my shepard; I shall not want

He maketh me measure my carbon footprint

He leadeth me beside the still factories

He restoreth my welfare check

He leadeth me down the path of Marxism for his names sake


Yea though I walk through the valley of hope and change, I fear this evil

For the media will cover for him, and the fairness doctrine will cover for him


Though preparest our unconditional surrender to our enemies

Thou annoiteth my head with jerry curl cream

Mytaxes runneth over

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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #123 on: April 28, 2009, 02:48:10 AM »
billy:
I heard it a little different but I like yours too!
Especially the jerry curl cream!!!



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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #124 on: April 29, 2009, 03:41:42 PM »
Here's another one for ya JonnyC, being you don't log on here no more.

As read in a truck stop bathroom, written on the toilet paper dispenser. "FREE OBAMA PICS, JUST PULL AND WIPE". I laughed so hard that it hurried my job along.
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #125 on: April 29, 2009, 04:01:11 PM »
It was once said that a black man would be president when "pigs fly".


Indeed 100 days into BHO's presidency, swine flu.
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #126 on: April 29, 2009, 05:10:28 PM »
Now that last one billy is a good one!

Did you come up with that?
If you did, then you are no longer at the head of the class.
You may now move your desk up beside the teacher! ;) :D



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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #127 on: April 29, 2009, 05:28:54 PM »
Quote from: billy_56081 on April 29, 2009, 04:01:11 PM
It was once said that a black man would be president when "pigs fly".


Indeed 100 days into BHO's presidency, swine flu.
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #128 on: April 29, 2009, 05:41:50 PM »
Quote from: billy_56081 on April 29, 2009, 04:01:11 PM
It was once said that a black man would be president when "pigs fly".


Indeed 100 days into BHO's presidency, swine flu.

HEH. Best one yet. POWDERMAN.  :D :D
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #129 on: April 29, 2009, 05:48:04 PM »
I don't kmow if the last one was the best, I'm partial to the Mt Rushmore one, I figure if they put him up there the locals would shoot his ears off.
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #130 on: April 29, 2009, 07:06:11 PM »
Now see there you go.
He wastes all that money having that other 50 ton chunk of coal trucked in for his ears when all that will happen is they are going to be shot off!


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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #131 on: April 29, 2009, 07:08:46 PM »
Forget carbon footprints- he'll have the biggest carbon earprints ever!
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #132 on: April 29, 2009, 07:51:38 PM »
A Christian, a Jew and Barack Obama are in a rowboat in the middle of the ocean. Barack Obama says, “This joke isn’t going to work because there’s no Muslim in this boat.”
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #133 on: May 08, 2009, 01:18:14 AM »
Here is what a coworker said to me as he left to go to the bathroom, "I'll be right back I have to go drop the Obamas off at the white house".
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Re: Any good Obama jokes?
« Reply #134 on: May 08, 2009, 04:57:37 AM »
no offence as its done all the time.. but i don t like to make fun of the man in the presidents office..because he is in that office.. thats a favorite way for the liberal lettermans type to disrespect the presidency.. personally i think its to condition an undermine the
 democratic process.. although certainly aimed at some presidents more than others..the powers that be would like us to completely throw out the democratic process altogather..just have one candidate fo the office..
 i know ..many say lighten up slim. but arn t we conditioned to laugh at our president buy the comedic media...you all know i didn t vote forem but the office deserves more respect.. i will not follow the example of my most despised personality .. david letterman..jmo slim
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