Well darn it anyway, Spanky. That's not good stuff to have happening to you. On the bright side though, we might be able to write a decent Country Wester song out of your experiences.
But on the other hand, no one has yet been cheated on, the dog hasn't been rolled out by a truck, and your mother-in-law hasn't been hit by train, so maybe the song isn't such a great idea.
Keep your chin up Spanky, it's got to get better for you. Take some advice from Tommy above, have a drinky winky and just forget about it - well, after you fix the saw anyway.
