Where are the conspiracy theories?

[Questor]

Conspiracy theory: Obviously the Obama administration paid off Republican Sanford to have a high profile affair exposed just before the energy tax vote so that republicans look bad even to republicans, and then had Michael Jackson killed the day before the vote to take public attention away from the vote. The senate vote is just before the July 4 weekend so nobody will be paying attention when the bill passes the senate. Obama signs it on July 4.

[billy_56081]

Questor, do you mean that it was this Governors affair that was supposed to be the "conspiracy"?

I thought for sure that the zioneoilluminatinwo killed Michael Jackson and Farah to get our eye off the ball!   

I bet they set MJ's Doc up with some "super thermite" demeral to inject him with. And I bet the smoking man sneaked into Farahs room and smothered her with a pillow. 

Now how are them for some "conspiracy" theoryies?

[Rustyinfla]

 Oh come on I bet MJ took a dive for Obama. He's in the witness protection program now. All his money problems go away.

  That's why he was with one of them raghead wearing dudes. the raghead was one of Obama's buds.

  They were waiting for the time to  be right.

[Yankee1]

Let me see now.  They put a revision on the energy bill of 12 hundred pages at the last minute without giving congress enough time to review it.
Their telephone switchboard was overloaded and shut down so that their constituents could not register opposition to the bill.  Sounds pretty normal to me.  No birth certificate, dozens of social security numbers, grandma that claims he was born in Kenya, Grandma passes away, Great timing, Acorn.
What could anyone possibly find wrong with that?
                                         Yankee1

[powderman]

Conspiracy theory: Obviously the Obama administration paid off Republican Sanford to have a high profile affair exposed just before the energy tax vote so that republicans look bad even to republicans, and then had Michael Jackson killed the day before the vote to take public attention away from the vote. The senate vote is just before the July 4 weekend so nobody will be paying attention when the bill passes the senate. Obama signs it on July 4.

QUESTOR. Not bad but ya forgot the most important part. It was all plotted by Bush and Israel. Those pesky Jews are at it again. POWDERMAN. 

[jhm]

It was Nancy Polishmes fault 3 of the 4 famous people who passed away lived in Kalifornia.   Jim