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Offline billy_56081

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Any new Obama Jokes?????
« on: August 14, 2009, 03:31:32 PM »
Just looking for some new ones.
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Re: Any new Obama Jokes?????
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2009, 03:34:37 PM »
He's still the president.
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Re: Any new Obama Jokes?????
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2009, 03:36:47 PM »
Cabin that joke was not one bit funny. I am very hard to offend, but you sir have offended me!
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Re: Any new Obama Jokes?????
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2009, 03:47:50 PM »
  Billy,its really hard for me to find anything to laugh about. He mesmerizes the sheep with his lies.Im just plain disgusted.
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Re: Any new Obama Jokes?????
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2009, 03:56:10 PM »
The Postal Services created a new stamp with a picture of President Obama.
The stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:

(1)The stamp is in perfect order.
 
(2)There is nothing wrong with the adhesive.

(3)People were spitting on the wrong side.
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Re: Any new Obama Jokes?????
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2009, 04:07:16 PM »
Thank You!
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Re: Any new Obama Jokes?????
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2009, 04:14:48 PM »
Quote from: Cabin4 on August 14, 2009, 03:34:37 PM
He's still the president.

NOT FUNNY. POWDERMAN.  ;D
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Re: Any new Obama Jokes?????
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2009, 04:40:39 PM »
How about these........







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Re: Any new Obama Jokes?????
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2009, 04:53:07 PM »
Tose are funy Norman.
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Re: Any new Obama Jokes?????
« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2009, 07:27:42 AM »
cash for clunkers
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Re: Any new Obama Jokes?????
« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2009, 12:37:13 PM »
Whats the difference between any zoo, and the White House?





Most zoo's have an African lion, where as the White House has a lying African. 
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Re: Any new Obama Jokes?????
« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2009, 01:43:29 PM »
funny!
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Re: Any new Obama Jokes?????
« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2009, 03:15:32 PM »
More than 3 years and he will still be the president.
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Re: Any new Obama Jokes?????
« Reply #13 on: August 30, 2009, 04:25:26 PM »
Got my pill from osama today, free to white Americans, instructions say to take in the morning with food. it will either turn you black, or kill you. Think I'll send it back. POWDERMAN.  :o :o
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Only half the people leave an abortion clinic alive.
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What part of ILLEGAL is so hard to understand???
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