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Robot bar tender
« on: September 26, 2009, 03:35:09 AM »
Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender... The robot says, "What
> will you have?" The guy says, "Martini." The robot brings back the best
> martini ever and says to the man, "Whats your IQ?" The guy says, "168".
> The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and
> Medical technology.
>
> The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The
> robot bartender says,"What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini".
> Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says,
> "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk
> about Nascar, Budweiser And John Deere tractors.
>
> The guy Leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try
> it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will
> you have?" The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him another
> great martini.. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says,
> "Uh, about 50."The robot Leans in real close and says, "So, you people
> still happy you voted for Obama?"
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