stress relief

[GRIMJIM]

Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress
management technique recommended in all the latest Psychological journals. 
The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you
smile...

1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs
out over a crystal clear stream.

2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool
running water.

3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
4. No one knows your secret place.

5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.

6. The soothing sound of a gentle water fall fills the air with a
cascade of serenity.

7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the
face of the person you are holding underwater.

There!! See? It really does work. You're smiling already. Feel
free to forward this if you know others who might benefit from this
technique.

[Questor]

You know, I tried that, and now the cops are asking all these silly questions? I still feel centered and tranquil, but my serenity isn't rubbing off on them.

[Big Nasty]

That's funny I sent this to all my fellow colleagues at the Sheriff Department, and they seem to love it no problems there.