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Offline DDZ

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Shortest Books
« on: November 19, 2009, 10:07:42 AM »
The World's Shortest Books   

 

 NEGROS I'VE MET WHILE YACHTING
by Ted Kennedy
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated  by Michael Moore
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
 HOW I HELPED AFTER  KATRINA
by  Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I  LOVE ABOUT BILL
by   Hillary Clinton 
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Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
B y Bill  Clinton
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MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by  Osama Bin Laden 
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THINGS I  CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates 
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THINGS I  WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman   
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THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry   
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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
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A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J. Kevorkian   
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ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel   
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson   
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THE AMISH  PHONE DIRECTORY

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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
by Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton with introduction
by the Rev. Jesse Jackson
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Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy!
by Nancy Pelosi 
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Honesty in Politics
by Barack Obama

 

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Re: Shortest Books
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2009, 01:40:52 PM »
I enjoyed those. Thanks.
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Re: Shortest Books
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2009, 12:56:03 PM »
Why I love America by osama obama. About my gun collection by nancy pelosi. POWDERMAN.  :D
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Re: Shortest Books
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2009, 09:15:31 AM »
An Engineer's Guide to Fashion


The Importance of Humility
by Donald Trump, foreword by Michael Jordan

Irrelevant Things I Won't Gush Over
by Oprah Winfrey, foreword by Phil Donahue

A Guide to Ethical Behavior
published by the American Bar Association

How to Stay Calm While Speaking in Public
by Rush Limbaugh and Lou Dobbs

Taste in TV Broadcasting
by Jerry Springer
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Re: Shortest Books
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2009, 09:38:06 AM »
Things I know about capitalism!

by Barak H. Obama, intro by G. W. Bush
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Re: Shortest Books
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2009, 04:46:41 PM »
Football Clock Management -- by Les Miles

Bring Down the Thunder, Volume II -- by Charlie Weis

Charm and Personality -- Bill Belichick

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Re: Shortest Books
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2009, 05:01:13 PM »
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Football Clock Management -- by Les Miles

No kidding!!!!!! What an idiot.
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Re: Shortest Books
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2009, 03:45:15 AM »
Coaches from My Staff Who Should Coach the Cleveland Browns -- Bill Belichick
Foreword by Romeo Crennel -- Epilogue by Eric Mangini

How to Make a Classy Exit -- by Art Modell

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You Are What You Eat -- by Charlie Weis and Rex Ryan
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