It was getting close to Christmas break, and the teachers were anxious to get out as bad as the students. So the teacher came up with a plan. Whoever answered the question first, and correctly, could leave early.
Little Johnny thought, great, I'm pretty smart, I'll get the first one, and I'm outa here.
Teacher: Ok class, who said ''Four score and, before she could get the rest out, Mary said Abe Lincoln. Correct Mary, you can go now.
Little Johnny got a little mad. Said to himself, I'll get the next one
Teacher: Ok, who said ''We have nothing to fear, and before she could get the rest out, Betty said, FDR.
Correct Betty, you can go now.
Little Johnny got more upset. I'll get the next one or else.
Teacher: Who said ''I have a dream, and without a second delay, Linda screams out Martin Luther King!!
Correct Linda, you can go now.
Little Johnny was just about beside himself, so mad he had to contain himself. Really,really mad!!
Teacher:Who said ''Ask not what you can do, and in a second, Sarah yells out,JFK.
Correct Sarah, you go. With that, Johnny's so mad he yells out, Why can't those bitch's keep their mouth shut. The teacher looks up and says, who said that!! Tiger Woods, now can I go!!
