The Confessional...FOR ALL GOOD CATHOLICS

[Cottonwood]

A guy goes into the confessional box.

He finds on one wall Fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.

On the other wall is a Dazzling array of the finest Cuban cigars.

Then the priest comes in.



"Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to Confession,
But I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting these days."



The priest replies

"Get out. You're on my side."

[blind ear]

Catohlic Purgatory: Every night is a Saturday Night and every day is a Sunday. I know I been wrong lord, but I'm gonna try one more time.

[Dee]

Ah yes, Purgatory. That mythical place between Heaven and Hell, where the screwup's family can cross the palms of the priests with a little cash, (indulgences), and bypass Christ right into the Pearly Gates.

[victorcharlie]

Ah yes, Purgatory. That mythical place between Heaven and Hell, where the screwup's family can cross the palms of the priests with a little cash, (indulgences), and bypass Christ right into the Pearly Gates.

Your understanding of the concept of Purgatory could benefit by a short amount of study.  Regardless of it's relevance to a protestant, you could at least look into the theology behind it before slamming the church and it's practitioners.

Christians do a good job of fighting among themselves, and often destroy the church in the process.

We need to find common ground, as all christian churches are under attack. 

[Graybeard]

We DO NOT and ARE NOT gonna do religious discussion on this site EVERY AGAIN so I'll lock this after I make this post.

I see no basis for calling catholics CHRISTians however.