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Favorite book title?
« on: January 04, 2010, 03:52:20 PM »
Dwarf Rapes Nun, Flees in UFO
is one of my favorite book titles (it's about journalism.)
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Re: Favorite book title?
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2010, 10:44:55 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2010, 01:37:25 AM »
OK, OK, I should have called the thread "strangest book titles". I've got one called All About Nightcrawlers.
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Re: Favorite book title?
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2010, 01:52:47 AM »
 favorite book..umm lets see, mathew, mark luke, john..mabe psalms take you pick....
 i liked jaws the book real well..also as a kid the black stallion by jack london..im afraid im kinda like some others .. except hunting books ,,ive not read a lot of books lately.. count of monte cristo was good but kinda hard to read for this teen..thatsa hard question..favorite book ..humm .. good question though..the wife has a bunch of authors ,books,she collects,,.. :)slim

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Re: Favorite book title?
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2010, 03:18:25 AM »
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Re: Favorite book title?
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2010, 03:37:04 AM »
other than anything by Capstick, Zane Gray, Hemingway,
Dirty Dealing, about the brothers in El Paso,TX that had the Fed. judge killed
in Austin.
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Re: Favorite book title?
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2010, 03:50:36 AM »
Anyone read the Bob Lee Swagger series??  Great books!!

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Re: Favorite book title?
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2010, 03:56:34 AM »
We bought our daughter a gag gift/book called :"What Shat That"

Pretty much just a animal poop identification guide. Actually somewhat interesting and educational.
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Re: Favorite book title?
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2010, 04:41:36 AM »
I believe the black stallion was writen by a guy named Farly not jack london

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« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2010, 04:47:09 AM »
Well, these sound like a good read:  :D

Excrement in the Late Middle Ages: Sacred Filth and Chaucer's Fecopoetics

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1403984883?ie=UTF8&tag=oddee-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=1403984883

Curbside Consultation of the Colon: 49 Clinical Questions

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1556428316?ie=UTF8&tag=oddee-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=1556428316

And this one sounds pretty exciting:

People Who Don't Know They're Dead: How They Attach Themselves to Unsuspecting Bystanders and What to Do About It by Gary Leon Hill
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« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2010, 04:47:58 AM »
you are right i believe.. man howd that get past me..my mind was telling me the boys name was aleck farely..
 oh well now i go to the library ..i believe id like to read it again in my second child..
 you inspired this cold.. thanks, slim

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« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2010, 05:12:45 AM »
I'm going to have to have these:  ;D

Beethoven's Hair: An Extraordinary Historical Odyssey and a Scientific Mystery Solved

http://www.amazon.com/Beethovens-Hair-Extraordinary-Historical-Scientific/dp/076790351X/ref=cm_lmf_tit_9

I Was Tortured By The Pygmy Love Queen

http://www.amazon.com/Tortured-Pygmy-Love-Queen-Books/dp/1934625132/ref=cm_lmf_tit_10

Probably get this one for the wife:

Natural bust enlargement with total mind power: How to use the other 90% of your mind to increase the size of your breasts

http://www.amazon.com/Natural-bust-enlargement-total-power/dp/0935384006/ref=cm_lmf_tit_20

This is going to be a gift to JamalDog:

How To Survive a Robot Uprising: Tips on Defending Yourself Against the Coming Rebellion

http://www.amazon.com/How-Survive-Robot-Uprising-Defending/dp/1582345929/ref=cm_lmf_tit_31

This one is for Dale:  ;) Just Kidding you Dale - I still like the Steelers

The Hypochondriac's Pocket Guide to Horrible Diseases You Probably Already Have

http://www.amazon.com/Hypochondriacs-Horrible-Diseases-Probably-Already/dp/B000NIJ4BA/ref=cm_lmf_tit_36
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« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2010, 05:37:19 AM »
Well Skunk, you certainly get all the awards for this.

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« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2010, 05:42:33 AM »
Jee, Thanks Quester. ;D
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Re: Favorite book title?
« Reply #15 on: January 05, 2010, 07:13:57 AM »
Great thread.

They Shoot Canoes Don't They
http://www.amazon.com/They-Shoot-Canoes-Dont-Owlet/dp/0805000305

It's a hilarious book.

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Re: Favorite book title?
« Reply #16 on: January 05, 2010, 08:04:48 AM »
Slim:  The Black Stallion was written by Walter Farley, The young man was Alec Ramsey.  It was the first book I read by myself when I was 6 years old.  I will never forget any detail of that book.  I bought that book and still look at it occasionally, have done so for the last 50 years.  No telling how many times I have read it, I know every word by heart.
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Re: Favorite book title?
« Reply #17 on: January 05, 2010, 03:14:09 PM »
How bout Yellow river by  I. P. Freely???? Maybe Under the bleachers by Seymore Butts, to name a few. POWDERMAN.  :D :D
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« Reply #18 on: January 05, 2010, 03:27:32 PM »
  South.    Not sure on the author. but its the story of Ernest Shackleton.
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Re: Favorite book title?
« Reply #19 on: January 05, 2010, 04:49:11 PM »
how about

The Engineer's Guide to Fashion

The Accountant's Book of Humor


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Re: Favorite book title?
« Reply #20 on: January 06, 2010, 05:28:07 AM »
Revenge of the tiger.

By Claude Balls

Under the bleachers.

By Seymore Hyney


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