Author Topic: A Thought for today... (Read 1054 times)

Capt Hamp Cox · « **on:** November 04, 2003, 07:04:04 AM »

Inner Strength

If you can start the day without caffeine,

If you can get going without pep pills,

If you can always be cheerful,

ignoring aches and pains,

If you can resist complaining and
boring people with your troubles,

If you can eat the same food every
day and be grateful for it,

If you can understand when your loved
ones are too busy to give you any time,

If you can overlook it when those you love
take it out on you when, through no fault
of yours, something goes wrong,

If you can take criticism and
blame without resentment,

If you can ignore a friend's limited
education and never correct him,

If you can resist treating a rich friend
better than a poor friend,

If you can face the world
without lies and deceit,

If you can conquer tension
without medical help,

If you can relax without liquor,

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,

...Then You Are Probably

The Family Dog!

williamlayton · « **Reply #1 on:** November 04, 2003, 12:38:09 PM »

lordy boy--didn't take you long ta get back to form.
blessings

Capt Hamp Cox · « **Reply #2 on:** November 05, 2003, 01:37:58 PM »

Hey "Old" williamlayton,

Beginning to wonder just what you did or said during my absence from the forum to scare off all the posters. Must have really been something awful. Think I've left things in good hands, and look what happens.

Wonder if Holiday can shed any light on the situation.

Surely someone can come up with a topic that will elicit at least a little discussion.

Hamp

williamlayton · « **Reply #3 on:** November 05, 2003, 02:17:44 PM »

hamp it weren't me it was ol holliday--boy i been defenden ya but ya know how he is when he's on a tear.
been doing good-boy it has been slow but i know it'll pick up since tha stars of tha show-you and ol holliday-are back in town.
jest get on with tha job-doan pay too much attention to tha rents--do whut yer bw sez an thangs will return to normal.
blessings
ps-doan believe everthang ya hear bout me-i been tryin real hard ta be good.

Capt Hamp Cox · « **Reply #4 on:** November 05, 2003, 03:49:31 PM »

Just noticed that under wiliamlayton's name it says he is "real regular", which seems a mite unusual. Well, even tho that's missing under my name, I have the same claim to fame, but not without the help of Metamucil.

williamlayton · « **Reply #5 on:** November 05, 2003, 04:28:34 PM »

if'n you would go to my proctologist he would make you "real regular"--you'd get real regular real quick fer fear of havin to go see that dude agin.
he's got these great big fin----oh hay, we won't go there.
blessings

Holiday · « **Reply #6 on:** November 06, 2003, 10:51:20 AM »

Hamp,, he's been a baaaad boy! And there ain't nothing "regular" about him!!

Capt Hamp Cox · « **Reply #7 on:** November 06, 2003, 03:40:42 PM »

Holiday, you think there's nothing "regular" about williamlayton, and I'm beginning to think there's nothing "real" about him. Could it be he's just a "figment"? Anyone ever seen a photo of him? I've heard that "figments" won't be visible in a photograph. We're calling you out williamlayton. Post a photo of the oldest member of this forum and prove once and for all you're "real regular" (or not).

williamlayton · « **Reply #8 on:** November 06, 2003, 11:48:23 PM »

first let me say this boys-there has been a feller over her been impesonatin me. i been a nice guy, but this other feller has been bad sayin bad thangs-bout yall an all but it wernt me-i tell ya i been tryin ta catch him.
pitchure? boys ya'll jest want sumthin to tell tha kids if'n they aint nice this feller here will come an steal ya--ya'll jest make fun o'me an try ta run my hansomeness down. well it aint what ya see on tha outside its my inner beauty.
blessings

Capt Hamp Cox · « **Reply #9 on:** November 07, 2003, 06:37:45 AM »

Don't you ever sleep???

williamlayton · « **Reply #10 on:** November 07, 2003, 08:43:26 AM »

catch me when i'm doin it cause after i wake up i doan remember.
blessings

Capt Hamp Cox · « **Reply #11 on:** November 08, 2003, 08:18:20 AM »

Holiday,

I think we've finally got a handle on what "Old" williamlayton's problem is. It's SLEEP DEPRIVATION. (At least we can be kind, if not honest).

williamlayton · « **Reply #12 on:** November 09, 2003, 01:40:16 AM »

i doan remember-maybe thats it. i goes to bed bout 8:30/9 most nights--gets up bout 3/4--this is accordin ta my clock, unless i ferget ta plug it in-- then i goes to bed when i get sleepy an wake up bout tha same time.
blessings