Airport security....Solved!!!

[mechanic]

This is the best idea so far............

It would make things so much simpler for everyone..................


An engineer (ex-NASA project director) has what I think is
the perfect solution for airport security!
 
**Problem solved for airport and Federal Bldg security**
 
Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at
the airports. Have a booth that a person can step into that will
not X-ray them, but would detonate any explosive device they may
have on them.
 
It would be a win-win for everyone. There would be none of this
crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long
and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift..and a heck of a lot cheaper too!
 
Case Closed!

[bearmgc]

I like it.

[Rustyinfla]

  My idea for airport security is to have a barrel full of Louisville sluggers  at the boarding gate to every plane. When you get on the plane you pick up a ball bat and carry it with you. If you don't want to take a bat with you, you are free to leave them where they sit.  Anybody on the flight starts any funny business everyone is free to defend themselves. when you get to the other end you put you bat back in a barrel on the other end, have a nice day and thank you for flying...

[trotterlg]

Both of these are good, I personally like the Bat thing, that could be fun.  Larry

[slim rem 7]

well i did fly some ..reluctantly.. but my feet now need to be close enough to the grnd that i ll survive
a fall mabe..heck i use to do tree work also but not anymore..that grnd aint got a bit more forgiving..
 one day we may find out where a lot of the air to grnd ,hand held missles we sent to afganstan finally ended up..airport security won t help a bit ..if im right about that. slim

[Old Fart]

Shouldn't be too many repeat offenders..........

[BBF]

Shouldn't be too many repeat offenders..........

Not with that Explosion Chamber for sure

[Heather]

LOL!  That is Funny!

Heather

[pastorp]

homeland security is every able bodied, law abiding, american citizen going everywhere armed and ready to defend our homeland. This worked in 1776 & it will work in 2010.    JMO

Regards,

[buffermop]

Mechanic, you should be in charged of Homeland Security. Now that suggestion makes sense.

[Yak Angler]

I like the prior suggestions but will offer one which I feel is the simplest yet.

Just don't allow Muslims onboard.

problem solved.

[powderman]

ADAM. By using the above screening method the gene pool would get a much needed  permanent cleansing, compared to just turning them away.  POWDERMAN. 

[Yak Angler]

Well hey,

They have earned their reputation in life, I feel they should be forced to live with it

Its nothing personal against them, just the facts based off their past and current behavoir.

Adam

[Squib]

anytime someone pops up acting erratic, beat them down.  it's that easy.  five men on one will always win in a fistfight.  hard to find five legitimate men at times though, especially on a small flight.