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Offline kansasj

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Happens to everybody
« on: April 04, 2010, 07:56:29 AM »
A group of 40 year old ladies discussed where they should meet for dinner.

Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the waiters there were very young and very hot.

10 years later at 50 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food there was very good and the wine selection was excellent.

10 years later at 60 years of age, the group once again discussed
where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they could eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant had a beautiful view of the ocean.

10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the restaurant was wheel chair accessible and they even had an elevator.

10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before.
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Re: Happens to everybody
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2010, 01:15:12 PM »
WHAT......NO SENIOR CITIZEN DISCOUNT!!!!!!         Good joke, thanks!
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