Three little boys were fishing in a creek down by the bridge, when president Obama comes across the bridge on his morning run. He trips and falls over the railing landing face first in the creek knocked out cold. Before the secret service can get down to where they are the three boys pull the president from the water and revive him. When he realizes what has happened the president tells them "I will grant each of you a wish for saving my life". The first little boy shouts out, "I want to go to Disney world" to which the pres. responds "I will fly you and your family to Disney world on air force one". The second little boy says, "I want a pair of air jordans" Obama tells him, "I'll get you a pair signed by Michael himself". Then the president turns to the last little boy and asks, "what would you like son?" to which the boy says, "I would like a nice electric wheelchair". Somewhat puzzled by this request the president says, "but you don't need a wheelchair, you're not disabled", and the little boy responds, "Not yet but I will be when my daddy finds out that I saved you."
