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People of all faiths need to remember these Four Great Religious Truths
« on: September 17, 2010, 05:59:55 AM »

1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.

2. Jews do not recognize Christ as the Messiah.

3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.
 
4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters or the Liquor store.
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Re: People of all faiths need to remember these Four Great Religious Truths
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2010, 06:16:12 AM »
Quote from: Land_Owner on September 17, 2010, 05:59:55 AM

1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.

2. Jews do not recognize Christ as the Messiah.

3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.
 
4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters or the Liquor store.



I

I don't recognize my in laws anyplace, period :D
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Re: People of all faiths need to remember these Four Great Religious Truths
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2010, 09:17:36 AM »
5. Mormons do not reconize all of their 8 wives and 63 children. ;D
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Re: People of all faiths need to remember these Four Great Religious Truths
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2010, 06:18:00 PM »
Quote from: 243dave on September 17, 2010, 09:17:36 AM
5. Mormons do not reconize all of their 8 wives and 63 children. ;D

Not so, after all there is some $$ in it.
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Re: People of all faiths need to remember these Four Great Religious Truths
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2010, 06:47:29 PM »
Ya never take just one Baptist fishing with ya! Ya have to take two cause one will drink all of your beer!  ;D
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Re: People of all faiths need to remember these Four Great Religious Truths
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2010, 04:02:48 AM »
Does the 2nd Baptist have to walk back to shore for more beer?
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Re: People of all faiths need to remember these Four Great Religious Truths
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2010, 04:24:44 AM »
4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters or the Liquor store.
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i  noticed  that  when  i was  married to a baptist once
none  of  her  friends  knew  us......if the restaurant  serves alcohol

i  will remember the  hint about fishing
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Re: People of all faiths need to remember these Four Great Religious Truths
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2010, 11:36:43 AM »
Quote from: Land_Owner on September 18, 2010, 04:02:48 AM
Does the 2nd Baptist have to walk back to shore for more beer?

Naw if ya have two, neither one will touch the beer!  ;)
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Re: People of all faiths need to remember these Four Great Religious Truths
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2010, 07:55:10 AM »
Ham sandwiches would work on some folks as well :D
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