No guns here-
I was in a fog caused by caffeine deprivation, on the last post...didn't make myself clear. On the Mustang grapes...when you're around SA, they'll be easy to pick up. Then take them to wherever you decide to buy and plant them. They're pretty hardy little critters.
We live in the Piney Woods of East Texas. Lotta visitors from Mexico, many of them hide out until they can get their phony documentation and move into the cities and towns. Out thru the woods, you'll find 'em (and meth labs and pot plantations) around abandoned houses, unused deer camps, vacation sites, springs, clear-water creeks, etc.
Any place east of the Indian Nation Turnpike/south of I-40 in OK is good; any place within 40 miles of Mena, AR, is good, too. Lots of good "retreats" in there. We looked around both places but settled on E TX because of family and land already there.