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Offline mechanic

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TEXAS HUMOR
« on: September 10, 2010, 04:48:12 PM »


A young Texan grew up wanting to be a law man. He grew up big, 6' 2'', and strong as a longhorn and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces. When he finally became of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sherriff's Department.

After a big mess of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy called him into his office for the young man's last interview.

The Chief Deputy says: "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far, your qualifications all look good. But, we have what we call an 'attitude suitability test' you must take before you can be accepted. We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son."

Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief says: "Take this pistol and go out and shoot the following:

six illegal aliens,
six lawyers,
six meth dealers,
six Muslim extremists,
six congressmen,
and a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?"

"Great attitude. You pass." says the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?
Molon Labe, (King Leonidas of the Spartan Army)

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Re: TEXAS HUMOR
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2010, 01:56:25 AM »
Old Texas Ranger walks in, and sits down in the dentist's chair, and lays his Colt in his lap. Looks up at the dentist and says: We ain't gonna hurt each other are we?

Old Texas Ranger goes to the Governor's Mansion for a "social event". Upper-crust lady walks up and says: Ranger, I see your wearing your pistol tonight. Expecting trouble? Old Ranger answers: No mam. If I was, I'd a brought my shotgun.
You may all go to hell, I will go to Texas. Davy Crockett

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Re: TEXAS HUMOR
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2010, 06:58:44 AM »
A deputy goes to an award function wearing his 1911 .45.  Lady asks him why he's carrying a .45.  He says: cuz i ain't got a .46