Mirage, so I've been thinking about it and at first I was like, let's take what I pay in taxes and figure how many other people that covers. Then I was like, no, that doesn't factor in the debt my government has taken on in my name to pay for still more people, and the inflation of my dollar to pay for still more people ... and so on. So if we add that all up and split across the tax paying wage earners, I figure I could claim Honolulu on my W-4.