Old Sea Story
There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterwardtold the first mate that his men smelled bad.
The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally.
The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"
The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear." He continued, "Cole, you change with Campbell, Godfrey, you change with Shranz, and Noell, you change with Reyes."
THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
Someone may come along and promise "Change",
but don't count on things smelling any better
