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Offline Spirithawk

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Hey, I Tried
« on: December 16, 2010, 04:09:19 PM »
 I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River early this morning; he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying. Along with him was an illegal Hispanic who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back.

It was obvious that if they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.

Sooooo, being the responsible citizen that I am, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff's Office and Homeland Security.

It is now 4 pm and they still haven't responded.  ???

I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps.  ;D
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Re: Hey, I Tried
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2010, 04:29:54 PM »
and if yu were a real american yu wud of jus shot them both restin on yur pikup window and saved us tons of money,?dont blame yu, id of had a hard time shooting the hispanic, but the muslim mite not of been that hard of a choice,
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Re: Hey, I Tried
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2010, 05:27:18 PM »
SPIRITHAWK. I'd say those 2 stamps were money well spent. Darned shame to lose the guns though. POWDERMAN.  :D :D
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Re: Hey, I Tried
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2010, 03:25:44 AM »
Hawk, I am sure glad you didn't jump in the river to drag tem out having the Pnumonia and all. You made a very good choice. ear   ;D
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Re: Hey, I Tried
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2010, 04:17:18 AM »
ROFLMAO----Loved it. It is a shame about the loss of the guns, but is far outweighed by your Not getting sicker due to Pneumonia ::) ;D.  God Bless to all


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