It was entertainment day at the old folks home. And the Great Renaldo was hired for entertainment.
As he stood in front of all the retired folks, he pulled a gold watch out of his pocket.
He told them''This was my great grandfathers watch, and it's been in our family for generations, and quite valuable!!"
He proceded to start swinging it back and forth on the chain, and kept repeating,''Watch the watch, watch the watch''
When all the folks were in a trance, he dropped the watch, and when it hit the floor, it broke into a hundred pieces.
He loudly exclaimed ''OH CRAP''--(I cleaned that up for Greybeards site)
It took 3 days to clean the room out, and the Great Renaldo was not invited back to the old folks home! gypsyman
