most PC news article ever?

[mirage1988]

Printed in the saint paul pioneer press (minnesota) for real!

  http://www.twincities.com/localnews/ci_17852023?nclick_check=1

To think this reporter still has a job in this economy amazes me, she must have a great set of assets.

[Brett]

What ever happened to Who, What, Where and When?   It reads like an elementary school kid wrote the piece.   Something happened to someone but no one knows what happened to who.... Oh, but it wasn't illegal anyway.       

[bilmac]

People who make decisions like this are caught between a rock and a hard place. They can't tell the details because of the privacy rules, they could be sued, but the press kills them because they won't, can't release the details.

[Old Fart]

They wasted a lot of space talking about something they can't talk about.

[Shu]

I would comment on what I can't comment about but there are actually no facts to report or comment about. So I guess I am done commenting about what I can't comment about, that is unless you would like to commment about my comments that I can't comment about. Then I could comment on your comments about my comment that I can't comment about. Any comments?

[squirrellluck]

The spring musical will not be held this year. Contact the principle for more details.  Just ain't flashy enough I guess.