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Offline XD40SC

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Are you a Muslim ?
« on: July 15, 2011, 04:17:03 AM »
 
      Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:     cid:00a501cbc   bfa$43e7ac30$1404944C@MobileUnit1cid:00a601cbcbfa$43e7ac30$1404944C@MobileUnit1    1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.     You may be a Muslim     2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.     You may be a Muslim     3. You have more wives than teeth.     You may be a Muslim     4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.     You may be a Muslim     5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.     You may be a Muslim     6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.     You may be a Muslim     7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.     You may be a Muslim     8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.     You may be a Muslim     9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.     You may be a Muslim     10. You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it.     You may be a Muslim [/t]
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Re: Are you a Muslim ?
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2011, 05:26:10 AM »
Why is Jeff Foxworthy's name associated with this? He definitely is not the author... he's smarter than to write something like that.
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Re: Are you a Muslim ?
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2011, 05:36:02 AM »
Don't really care.  Funny stuff.
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Re: Are you a Muslim ?
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2011, 06:52:32 AM »
XD40. Thanks, that was good. POWDERMAN.  ;D ;D
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Re: Are you a Muslim ?
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2011, 06:57:44 AM »
Quote from: powderman on July 15, 2011, 06:52:32 AM
XD40. Thanks, that was good. POWDERMAN.  ;D ;D

Would it be your position, Powderman, that the truth is less important than a good laugh, based upon a lie?

Surely not... ?
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Re: Are you a Muslim ?
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2011, 07:29:10 AM »
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Would it be your position, Powderman, that the truth is less important than a good laugh, based upon a lie?

Surely not... ?
      Are you not familiar with the "Redneck" jokes?  BTW, which of those would be a lie?  While they might not apply to all muslims, they certainly apply to some, and since they say "you MIGHT be a muslim", then by definition they are TRUE.
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Re: Are you a Muslim ?
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2011, 09:48:49 AM »
Quote from: yellowtail3 on July 15, 2011, 06:57:44 AM
Quote from: powderman on July 15, 2011, 06:52:32 AM
XD40. Thanks, that was good. POWDERMAN.  ;D ;D

Would it be your position, Powderman, that the truth is less important than a good laugh, based upon a lie?

Surely not... ?
A Catholic Priest, a Rabbi and a Baptist minister were on a plane flying to Isreal. Blah, blah, blah.--- not true but funny.
There must be thousands of jokes that are based on lies or half truths. The operative word here is JOKES.
 
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Re: Are you a Muslim ?
« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2011, 03:00:52 PM »
Very funny thanks for sharing.
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Re: Are you a Muslim ?
« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2011, 03:40:59 PM »
Quote from: billy_56081 on July 15, 2011, 03:00:52 PM
Very funny thanks for sharing.

 
YEP, and mostly true. POWDERMAN.  ;D ;D
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Mr. Charles Glenn “Charlie” Nelson, age 73, of Payneville, KY passed away Thursday, October 14, 2021 at his residence. RIP Charlie, we'll will all miss you. GB

Only half the people leave an abortion clinic alive.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAiOEV0v2RM
What part of ILLEGAL is so hard to understand???
I learned everything about islam I need to know on 9-11-01.
http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDqmy1cSqgo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u9kieqGppE&feature=related
http://www.illinois.gov/gov/contactthegovernor.cfm

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Re: Are you a Muslim ?
« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2011, 03:44:54 PM »
Quote from: yellowtail3 on July 15, 2011, 06:57:44 AM
Quote from: powderman on July 15, 2011, 06:52:32 AM
XD40. Thanks, that was good. POWDERMAN.  ;D ;D

Would it be your position, Powderman, that the truth is less important than a good laugh, based upon a lie?

Surely not... ?
It was done as humor.  Somewhat in bad taste but lately what religeous group has not been poked fun at.  How many Preist and alter boy jokes were made on late night TV?  How many L. Ron Hubbard jokes are made?  How many Regileous jokes were made by the Democrats.  How many bad taste comments were made by the Democrats over the years that were hushed up by the media and written off as not being racist, anti semitic, or hateful.
But make one joke about Mohamads control system and everyone goes nuts, especally them and if we allow them to dictate our lives and what we can say and do by their reaction we need not have our constitution any longer.
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Re: Are you a Muslim ?
« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2011, 05:43:13 PM »
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Naw, I'm a hunter.
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