"Just how dry is it in Kansas??" Glad you asked:[/size][/color][/b][/color]
A buddy out of Hutchinson said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.
A man in Halstead said the chicken farmers were givin' the chickens crushed ice to keep 'em from layin' hard-boiled eggs.
In Sedgwick, they caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it!
But just this week, in Newton, a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog...
It's so dry in Kansas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling,
the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks,
and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.[/font][/color][/font][/color]
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