Found! The cause of the DC earthquake..

[ironglow]

  Probably the first time since our nation was founded..Washington has been hit with a sizeable earthquake.  Personally, I think the capitol hill crowd of crooks is being sent a message...from a 'higher power'.
  Nevertheless, the pointy-headed ivy leaguers there still don't get it, so prez jumpshot has launched an investigation:           ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
       Subject; yesterday's earthquake:
             
  BREAKING NEWS:  The president has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occurred on a rare and obscure fault-line, apparently known as "Bush's Fault". The President also announced that the Secret Service and Maxine Waters continues an investigation of the quake's suspicious ties to the Tea Party. Conservatives however have proven that it was caused by the founding fathers rolling over in their graves.

[ihookem]

It was not the founding fathers rolling in their grave. It's just that there is a fault underneath DC. It's a little known fault where I come from But the white house the faults name. It's called Bush's fault.

[crustylicious]

Bush is retired three years now..let it rest.  We have an utter failure in the white house today, let's direct our efforts to finding a good replacememnt for him !

[ihookem]

I thought it was funny. I will let it rest when the left stops blaming bush.