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Offline Heather

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« on: August 30, 2011, 09:40:55 AM »
3 surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The 1st surgeon said, "Electricians are the best, everything inside is color coded."

The 2nd surgeon says, "No, I think librarians are, everything inside them is in alphabetical order"

The 3rd surgeon shut them up when he said:"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the rear are interchangeable!

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Re: Humor
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2011, 03:16:57 PM »
 That's a good one! Datil
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Re: Humor
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2011, 06:19:30 PM »
Quote from: Heather on August 30, 2011, 09:40:55 AM

 
 Politicians. There's no guts, no heart, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the rear are interchangeable!


+1 Heather, That needs to be part of the lead lines of the pledge of alligence, the national anthem and the Constitution to. ear
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Re: Humor
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2011, 09:18:02 AM »
HEH, all true. POWDERMAN.  ;D ;D
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Humor...Remember when??
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2011, 08:24:54 AM »
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Humor ....Remember when ptII, Gun Control and Archie Bunker
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2011, 08:47:31 AM »
Ole Archie Bunker on gun control
 
http://youtu.be/CLjNJI54GMM
 
Guns vs. VD
 
http://youtu.be/ndETIVIsSHs
 
Gun's vs. being pushed out of windows
 
http://youtu.be/GzFWRPiNXOI
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