1. Whose god has promised the cruelest fate for people of different religions?
A. The Moslem god, because the Christian god would never harm anyone simply because he was raised in a different religion.
B. The Moslem god because he curses anyone who does not believe in him.
C. The Christian god because he condemns non-Christians to everlasting destruction.
D. Both are equally vicious. Both gods have utter disdain for all other religions and condemn the followers of those faiths to eternal damnation.
2. Whose god orders the most violent plight for nonbelievers while on Earth?
A. Neither. Neither god believes in violence.
B. Neither. While both gods will punish nonbelievers on Judgment Day, neither prescribes harming them while on Earth.
C. The Christian god because he ordered his followers to kill all those of a different religion, including family members, friends and even their cattle, whereas the Moslem god simply required the enslaving of nonbelievers.
D. Both gods issued equally violent orders.
3. Whose god orders the cruelest warfare?
A. Neither god speaks of cruelty in warfare.
B. Obviously, the Moslem god, since the Christian god never endorsed warfare.
C. The Moslem god because he ordered his followers to imprison and enslave their enemies temporarily.
D. The Christian god because he ordered his followers to kill all the men in the towns they invaded, enslaving only the women and children (who sometimes were to be slaughtered as well, along with every other living thing in sight).
4. Whose god has the least pity and most contempt for the enemies of his followers?
A. The Moslem god because the Christian god advocates nonviolence and continuous forgiveness.
B. The Christian god because he orders his followers to kill all their enemies, regardless of their actions, without pity.
C. The Christian god because the Moslem god forbids his followers from striking enemies who do not fight and orders peace with those desiring it.
D. B and C.
5. Whose god has more contempt for homosexuals?
A. The Moslem god, because the Christian god judges people on how they treat others and not on their sexual orientation.
B. The Christian god because he demands that homosexuals be killed whereas the Moslem god, though demanding punishment of homosexuals, spares those ultimately intimidated into suppressing their natural passions.
C. The Christian god because he condemns homosexuals to Hell whereas the Moslem god promises resurrected men beautiful young boys in Heaven.
D. B and C.
6. Whose god has prescribed the more vicious physical punishment of sinners?
A. The Moslem god because the Christian god never told His people to harm anyone physically.
B. The Moslem god because he ordered his followers to apply more lashes to sinners than the Christian god did.
C. The Christian god because he actually ordered the greater level of beating.
D. Both gods ordered the same level of violence to be perpetrated against those who violated the gods’ arbitrary edicts.
7. Whose god should you fear most?
A. The Moslem god because the Christian god is not to be feared at all.
B. The Moslem god because he deserves to be feared.
C. The Christian god because while Allah may be worthy of fear, God not only kills those who rub Him the wrong way but sends them to Hell as well.
D. They’re both equally terrifying.
8. Whose god places the least value on the lives of women?
A. Neither. Both gods view women and men as equally important.
B. The Moslem god, for he says females deserve less than males.
C. The Christian god, for he places lesser value on the lives of women.
D. This is basically a wash. Both gods view women as far less worthwhile than men.
9. Whose god puts women in their place with the harshest of restrictions on their speech?
A. The Moslem god because the Christian god recognizes the equality of the genders and allows women to speak in any forum.
B. The Christian god, for he requires women to learn in silence and forbids them to speak in church.
C. The Christian god because he forbids women to teach, requiring them to learn from their husbands, whereas the Moslem god allows women to speak out against their husbands and he hears their complaints.
D. B and C.
10. Whose god is the champion of deceit?
A. Trick question. The gods of both religions are completely honest.
B. The Moslem god for he leads sinners to believe lies so they may be damned.
C. The Christian god for he leads sinners to believe lies so they may be damned.
D. Neither wins for both “B” and “C” are true.
