Time to move lawman, How can you live in a place where you can't have a garden, a man has to get his hands in the dirt to stay sane.
I was finally able to get me a 10 acre place a few years ago, and while we don't live there, I commute the 40 miles and camp over there. Got a few of my gardens rigged up to water automatically. No electricity, that adds to the fun.
Nice thing about a bad economy, you can buy things now that you couldn't touch a few years ago. A guy doesn't want to have much money laying around depreciating these days. I don't have to worry about that now, since I bought the place we don't have much money laying around any more.