A guy and his wife came home from dinner one night and when they came in the front door there was a broken bottle on the floor and some guy in a genie outfit standing next to it.
The genie said, I've been that bottle for over a hundred years. I'm so glad I was able to break it that I am going to grant three wishes. One wish for each of you and I'll keep one for myself. He asked the husband first what he wished for. "A billion dollars" the husband said. The genie said "wish granted, it's in your checking account."
Then he asked the wife. She said "a house in every country in the world." " Wish granted" the genie said.
Looking at the husband, the genie said, "now for my wish. I want to spend one hour in bed with your wife". The husband thought about it and agreed.
An intimate hour later, the genie asked the wife, "how old is your husband?" "35 years old" she said.
The genie said, "You'd think that would be old enough to know there is no such thing as genies".
