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Offline Sourdough

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Stupid People here in Fairbanks
« on: January 31, 2012, 11:56:05 AM »
We need to send these people back south where they belong.  Both are recent arrivals from the lower 48.
 
1.  Woman walked into Fred Myers yesterday afternoon, then went into the branch of Alaska USA Fed Credit Union.  Security cameras everywhere, Probably the heavest monitered location in Fairbanks, since the store is under renovation.  She handed the teller a note, demanding cash.  The teller gave her an envelop containing money.  The woman walked out, got in a car and drove away.  Retired Police Chief witnessed it and followed her.  He flashed his headlights at an arriving police car, and suggested the officer check the driver of that car out.  They retrived the envelope of money, and took the woman to jail.  Being in jail caused her to miss her court appearance on other charges.
 
2.  This weekend Troopers recieved a call of two children abandoned in a car, stuck in the ditch.  Temps were down to 65 below in that area.  Troopers found two small girls 4 & 3, one wearing a tank top and shorts, the other just a diaper.  The trooper turned them over to Child Protection Services.  When the Mother was located she said she had slid into the ditch, she left the kids in the car while she walked to her husbands house (?) 1/4 mile away.  Once there she took some perscription drugs and fell asleep.
 
Since we can't fix stupid we need to give them a Blue Ticket, back to where they came from.   
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Re: Stupid People here in Fairbanks
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2012, 12:01:29 PM »
We don't need 'um here....ya'll just keep them. :-[
 
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Re: Stupid People here in Fairbanks
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2012, 12:47:08 PM »
What Mechanic said +1

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Re: Stupid People here in Fairbanks
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2012, 01:59:11 PM »
Send them east, tell them dont stop going. If their truly that dumb, with any luck they'll drown.

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Re: Stupid People here in Fairbanks
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2012, 02:31:39 PM »
good lord, number two there should be sterilized and then prosecuted. those kids could of been dead in 30 min in those temps.i dont even go out in the car here in MO in winter without extra clothes for every one in the car.

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Re: Stupid People here in Fairbanks
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2012, 03:55:05 PM »
Sourdough we got so many of them around here we didn't know where else to send them.  Thought maybe you guys could use them for wolf bait.  We've had so many similar cases around here lately it's mind boggling.  What I can't understand is how anyone can ignore little kids.  When my grandkids are out of sight and hearing range for a few seconds I get concerned.  At about the 2 minute mark I start to panic.

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Re: Stupid People here in Fairbanks
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2012, 04:23:30 PM »
Send 'em postage collect to o'bummer!
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Re: Stupid People here in Fairbanks
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2012, 04:24:08 PM »
After reading the comments made me think about a happening back many years ago.  Way back in 1974.

My first wife and I had just gotten divorced.  As usual she got custody of our three year old.  I was sent to Pheonix, she stayed here with her family.  The next winter my Ex-sister-in-law decided to go into town.  She was driving an F-350 with4X4.  The temp was 30 below.  Luckily she had dressed my son in his snow suite, boots, hat, and mittens.  She did not show such concern for herself.  High heels, micro mini, long sleeved blouse, vest, and no coat or gloves.  She was a slave to fashion.  While going around a bend in the highway, she lost control, hit the high snow bank, rolled and went over and down below the road.  Due to the higher than normal snow fall that year the snow bank totally hid the truck from view by folks on the highway.

No seat belts used, she bounced around inside the truck and struck her head.  She was knocked unconcious.  All the windows were blown out of the truck.  No one was there to know what happened to my son, but apparently he was not banged up too badly.  My son got out of the truck and climbed the snow bank.  Once there he sat down and started playing in the snow.  A woman driving by saw him and stopped, wondering what is this baby doing out here by himself.  As she approched he started pointing to the truck and saying "Aunt Nell, Aunt Nell".  This woman was not able to get to the truck herself, but she flagged down other vehicles, and some men were able to reach the truck.  By the time they pulled my Aunt Nell from the truck, she had frost bit on her legs, hands, and feet.  The lady was not the brightest bulb in the pack.           
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Re: Stupid People here in Fairbanks
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2012, 04:40:46 PM »
No but your son sure was .Help the aunt out

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Re: Stupid People here in Fairbanks
« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2012, 10:51:07 PM »
Lordy, there is enough dumb to go around without hoarding them.
I actually feel sorry for them--I can't do anything about it--but I feel sorry. The real problem is that they raise another generation in their ways.
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Re: Stupid People here in Fairbanks
« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2012, 04:24:47 AM »
We have enough down here. Time for you to take your fair share. lol.
 
Or maybe, ::) I could move up there and they could take my spot down here. Thats a win-win situation. ;D

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Re: Stupid People here in Fairbanks
« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2012, 04:50:41 AM »
Saying we evolved from apes, may be an insult to the apes. ;)
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Re: Stupid People here in Fairbanks
« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2012, 05:05:14 AM »
yep... they are so stupid we send them up there hoping the winter will thin the herd a bit.  South Texas winters just encourage them to stay in and procreate.
 
 
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