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Offline GRIMJIM

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bar joke
« on: February 11, 2012, 03:17:31 AM »
A black guy, an illegal alien, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar.

The bartender asks, "What can I get you.....














Mr. President ? " 
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Re: bar joke
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2012, 03:19:54 AM »
That's too painfully true to be funny.
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Re: bar joke
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2012, 05:36:41 AM »
HEH, loved it. POWDERMAN.  ;D ;D
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Re: bar joke
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2012, 12:27:18 PM »
Nice!
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Re: bar joke
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2012, 12:43:32 PM »
 ZZzziiiinnnggg. Thats a good one.
 
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Re: bar joke
« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2012, 02:15:08 PM »
So what did Sammy Davis jr., ET, Mohammad Ali and Castro order? I don't get it?
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Re: bar joke
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2012, 02:39:03 PM »
Quote from: KIMBER45 on February 11, 2012, 02:15:08 PM
So what did Sammy Davis jr., ET, Mohammad Ali and Castro order? I don't get it?

 
 
True, subtle wit...thank you. :)
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Re: bar joke
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2012, 01:58:48 AM »
ha...OK, ha ha  ear
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