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Offline Hodr

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Re: Troll wanted!
« Reply #30 on: April 30, 2012, 06:31:03 PM »
To the  Capitain of Horse;
Dear, Dear Moderator,
I am one of those poor lads who attended the Ft Benning School for Wayward boys in 1967.  It was down there at the shoreline of the Chata-Hoochie-Coochie where the OCS Brigade commander called me in for an early morning chat.  As he expunged me from the 90 day wonder program he removed 3 stripes and a lot of my pay.  As I was leaving his exalted presence he sang for me the Ft Benning theme song.  "If you ever do that again, I will use a rusty straight razor to remove any rank you have left"  Shortly after this I was taken under the wing of the Command Sgt. Major, Benning.  He put me under the kind and loving care of a supply NCO who taught me a great deal before he went off to Viet Nam and was arrested for black market.  When I was due to get out my CO asked what it would take to get me to reenlist.  I told him if he could get me into OCS at Ft Benning I would reup.  Two days later my CO, a West Point ring knocker told me that I could not even get assigned to Georgia, Ft Benning, much less OCS, and that he had an amusing letter from a Brigadier at Benning.  Since I have never been back, I was wondering if you as an attourney of note, networking, and persapacity could get me permission to actually come back to Georgia and visit.  Except for the one set of charges, with no conviction, no one ever really proved I did anything.
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Re: Troll wanted!
« Reply #31 on: May 01, 2012, 12:42:17 AM »

   2) There's a lot of Alabamians who want to get out, Tom...but they can't find I-75.
     ....and if they do, their mule refuses to cross I-20.
 
   
         
         

   
  That's because I-75 ain't in Alabama... Yankee!
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        Right Tom..That's why they are having so much trouble trying to find it...!   ;)   ;D
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Re: Troll wanted!
« Reply #32 on: May 01, 2012, 06:28:26 AM »
I was wondering if you as an attorney of note, networking, and persapacity could get me permission to actually come back to Georgia and visit.  Except for the one set of charges, with no conviction, no one ever really proved I did anything.

Shoot Hodr me boy... y'all come see us hear!?   ;D  And do so without any fear of persecution!  You are completely safe in my personal care!   ;)  Now this is no brag, but when it comes to any court in Atlanta I'm so good I could get all the charges against Sherman reduced to one count of trespass... with payment of restitution waived!   8)
 
I'll.. uh, PM you about my retainer...  ::)
Richard
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