Brokenpole,
I'm sorry to hear that you require dialysis, but recently when a relative was in medical rehab I had the pleasure of meeting a gentleman who was proscribed the same treatment, and he said it wasn't as big a hassle as he'd thought it would be. As you've already mentioned, he said the worst thing was the boredom while hooked up to the machine, so he takes along things that will intelligently occupy his time during the treatment. Good luck.
Hey, many moons ago, you said that someday you were going to clue us in as to how your wife was given the name "Smokinbeaver", and you got the moniker "Brokenpole." Now unless I missed it, you haven't come clean on this promise yet; so how about it?
Edit: I guess my memory isn't as good as I thought it was, but at least I had half the nickname right.