I'm old. I've lived a long time and been to the bathroom and excused myself in no few outdoor places. But, never have I ever had any use for toilet paper. It sickens me to think about toilet paper. It's main purpose is to wipe excess poop from your butt. Right? How effective can paper be in ridding your anal area of poop? I have never and will never wipe poop around on my butt with paper. There's no way a piece of paper, no how soft or heavenly scented, can get it all. It's just the grossest thing I can imagine.
Anyone who would ever have a reason to check my butt would find it odor free and completely clean 100% of the time. I find it intolerable to live otherwise. I won't go into how I keep myself clean, but there are far better ways than smearing oneself with a piece of paper, no matter where you are.
Did you ever see the commercial for toilet paper where the lady says, "It's time to get real about what happens in the bathroom." I have nightmares about that. Good grief. It's way past time to get real about it. It's one of those issues mankind has been dealing with daily since he's been on the earth. You'd think with all the technology in the world, we'd see commercials for something that works better.
Yep, I have hygenic issues. I know that. I have mental issues in that regard so bad that it's difficult for me to see a person in public without thinking about how filthy his or her butt is. Filthy because they smeared poop on themselves with paper. Gross, gross, gross.
If you think I'm a tad over zealous about hygene, check your butt right now. Go in the bathroom and check it out. I guarantee it's a nasty, nasty part of your body that you chose to keep nasty by smearing poop on yourself.