Brett: Just made me think about a woman in Florida. Her husband told me about it the next morning, and he was laughing so hard he could hardly talk. She went into the bathroom in the middle of the night, and did not turn on the light. After she got settled on the toilet, one of those big toads that was sitting in the toilet did not like the warm salty bath. The Toad jumped up and contacted the lady. She screamed, jumped up and fell to the floor. It was a small half bath, just a toilet and sink, not much room. Due to her weight and the smallness of the bathroom, she was unable to get up off the floor. Meantime she was screaming, kicking, and wetting all over the place. She woke up not only her family, but the family next door as well. The neighbors called the Security Police, thinking someone was being murdered. She was kicking, screaming, and just totally agitated as well. It's wonder she did not have a heart attack. Then as she was sliding out the door old toad decided to head for a different location and jumped from the toilet, landing on her, then jumping off into the room beyond. That started the whole round of screaming, squirming, and kicking, all over again.
Next day I got the call to go put acid down the vent stacks, that would kill or run out all the toads in the house system. Then put screen on the top of the vents on the building. I had met the woman before, glad she was not home when I got there.
